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Rep Power: 2  |  Some Nice Jokes On Gabbar Singh & Kalia Gabbar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. Kalia joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Kalia : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. Gabbar & Kalia were fixing a bomb in a car. Gabbar Singh : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Kalia : Dont worry, I have one more. Gabbar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Gabbar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Gabbar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. Gabbar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Gabbar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. Boss : Where were you born ? Kalia : Chambal Boss : which part ? Kalia : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Chambal. How will you destroy a submarine full of chambal ka daku ? Simple…..Just knock the door and they will open it. |
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